Sport, show up at my office tonight at 5:30 pm. Let yourself in, lock the door behind you and take off all of your clothes. In the bottom drawer of my desk you’ll find an old jockstrap.
Put the jockstrap on and sit on the stool in the corner of the office, facing into the corner.
You will hear a key in the door…
Coach Pervman’s Private Stash
"FEELS GREAT, DOESN’T IT SON?"